"Adam, I stumbled upon your website and I just wished to write this quick email to say that I think you're brilliant and that you've had me snorting with laughter all week with your stories about life as an actor. An amazing job. Keep up the excellent work. Laura P.S. How about some more?"

"You are quite mad. How I came to find this site, I still don't know." Peter Chelsom

"Well done you are a fantastic actor. A sheer joy to watch" Val

"Had to laugh at your inspector Harlow story. Particularly as that's my name, though I'm from Notingham! Good stuff." Colin

"i think you're a great actor in the genie in the house!! love your funny atitude there. it's so wicked!! u're awesome!! well, just want to tell you that. xxx" Lily

"Could you please see your way to sending me a lock of your hair? I plan to move into the bushes opposite your house. Please send the hair to me as soon as possible, I'll be contacting you with my detials (sic) soon." Jack

"hi, i am am real fan and have greatly enjoyed your performances in many different things. i was just wondering if you've ever appeared naked in anything? and what have you got coming up? thanks in advance. regards, mary"

"You sound like an arrogant cunt" Anon